The Patriarch
Grandpappy Bob is the big chap with size 10s who likes real ale and music.

The Matriarch
Grandma Dot is the little powerhouse who hasn't and doesn't.

The Elder Son
Uncle Martin is the big chap with long blonde hair who likes real ale and music.

The Elder Daughter
Belinda is the little gingernut who likes peach schnapps and music.
(she's also the only one to provide a grandchild ... so far)

The Younger Son
Uncle Robin is the big chap with long brown hair who likes real ale and music.

The Younger Daughter
Auntie Ellen is the little fashion victim who likes clothes and music.




Well now you know all the important things about us.
Basically means there's 3 big blokes and 3 smaller women.
The blokes like good beer with their music and the women don't.

Created 2 Sept 2004 - Copyright Bob Moss