Recipes

Following feedback from the many visitors to this website, the recipes have been re-arranged into order of popularity.

No1 - Black Pudding and Peas

Simmer a tin of mushy peas with cut-up black pudding in it. Eat with lots of mustard.

No2 - Pie and Peas

Simmer a tin of mushy peas while heating pies in the oven. Eat with lots of mint sauce.

No3 - Fish and Chips and Peas

This is the complicated one. Visit the chippie and purchase all said ingredients - to take out.
Find one's way back home (may not be easy after all the real ale). Eat with lots of tomato sauce.

No4 - Turnip a la Baldrick

Using a cunning plan, obtain a freelance turnip.
Into a pan of water with it, and if it crosses your mind, heat it up till nice and soft.
Drain, mash and eat with lots of pepper.


Well that's a few nourishing meals to go with the real ale and all of them pretty enjoyable too.
All, that is, except No4 which really only appeals to the Baldricks amongst us.
But Dentrassi say Vogons never complain about it, but then again who are Vogons to complain about anything?
What with their appalling poetry they probably reckon Turnip is a luxury worth saving earth for. Or maybe not


Created 2 Sept 2004 - Copyright Bob Moss